Would you wait and risk getting flooded out, or intentionally get minor burns?

Would you wait and risk getting flooded out, or intentionally get minor burns?
The house across from the Harris offices were decorated in a unique way.
“Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve been getting reports that several Yellow Helicopters have been seen hovering above town. We are all aware of the Black Helicopters, which are World Government, and Blue Helicopters, which are Secret Police, and the Helicopters with Detailed Murals of Diving Birds of Prey, which are the helicopters that took all the children in Night Vale away a few months ago (we still don’t know what those helicopters are but they did bring all the children back unharmed, and much more well-behaved than before, so they are deemed just as safe as the other helicopters) but these new Yellow Helicopters, no one quite knows.” – Welcome to Night Vale, Ep. 32
To the right is the spiral staircase. This building had a definite “floor problem”.
I never knew that all those elementary school balance bar exercises were for a very serious purpose: not falling to one’s death in the event they uncover lost Chicago history.
A washout two thirds of the way down the tram gave me a place to relax in the thin air.